I’m like a kiss after a blowjob.
Nobody wants me.
I have a girlfriend, but I cheated on her with a guy who knocked me up, and after the girl and I got engaged and asked her to move in with me, I told her I was pregnant and she was happy about it for 12 hours.
Only in The Sims, man.
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.